Oh Kitties! What an adventurous weekend mes had!
And it was a learning experience too! Mes had NO IDEA how many HBO words in different languages Mommy knew! Who knew that 14 years of working in bars could gives her such colorful language!
Out bed was the highlight and the lowlight of the weekend. After sleeping on the floor 2 nights in a row, Mommy was DETERMINED she would sleeps in the bed on Caturday Night. After much gnashing of teeth, bruising of hands and knuckles, my bed was together -- sort of. Mes watched the hustle and bustle as Mommy made 2 trips to Lowes, 1 to Home Depot and 1 to Ikea to get the right things to puts the bed together. When she gived up, it had the wrong screws and was held together with miles of packing tape!
Even though Mommy is a good Alberta Red Neck...the Duct tape was in the apartment....so she had to use packing tape, thus there was way more used than if it had been the RIGHT STUFF! Mommy refused to takes a picture...so yous must use your imagination.
Nobody had a good sleep. Kozmo and Jo Jo was so happy with all the stairs and extra room, they spent most of the night doing zoomies. At times, when they runned over her, Cinnamon would join in. Mommy moved my litter box out of the little bathroom in the Queen Suite, to the closet and Jo Jo would lies in wait for mes to gets up and go and would leap on me! Mes would yell at the top of my lungs and Mommy would has to rescue mes. Finally, mes refused to gets out of bed and mes relieved myself on Mommy's arm, pillow and the sheets at 6 am.
Mommy gotted out of bed and used more HBO words, but these ones was at MES! Mes was miffed! It was NOT my fault! It was that brat, Jo Jo! Mommy should has yelled at her!
She dumped me (and my heating pad) unceremoniously in the Sub-presidential suite on the flat inflatable bed. She then bringed mes Fancy Feast with hot water and closed the door. Mes did not mind...mes was free from Jo Jo the pest!!!
Mommy went over to the apartment, picked up the things that got left (except for some pictures, but she still has to clean the place so that's OK). And bringed them back. My Auntie Laurie and Uncle Fred came by and did not visit with me as mes was ensconced in the the Sub-presidential suite (with a sun puddle!!!).
Later that afternoon, Mommy finally gotted the bed together! Mes was back in my Queen Suite and all was right in my world. Mommy had buyed a NEW HEATED MATRESS PAD!!!
She hanged some curtains to stops the wind from the window, had a hot bath with lavender stuff in it and wes was ALL asleep by 9 PM.
At 3:30am, Mommy gotted up to use her litter box and put mes in mine, and made sure Jo Jo could not touch mes. Wes then went back to bed and slept blissfully warm until the alarm went off at 5:30 AM.
Mommy bringed mes my Fancy Feast with hot water, gived mes salmon treats and mes will goes back to sleep and enjoys my Monday in quietude (the Queen Suite door is shut)
Mommy bringed mes my Fancy Feast with hot water, gived mes salmon treats and mes will goes back to sleep and enjoys my Monday in quietude (the Queen Suite door is shut)
Mes has delegated Kozmo to talks tomorrow and mes sure hes got LOTS to say.













