Thursday, 16 February 2017

Photos on Friday and Gift #35

What is a cat’s favorite car?  A Catillac
OK Mommy! Mes ready for my photoshoot! 

Mes is NOT Summer and YOUS is definitely NOT the photographer her human is, but wes can dos this!

Why is it a bad idea to play poker with a jungle cat?  Chances are it is a cheetah

Mes will looks into the camera and gives yous that, "Mes such a beautiful sweet kitty look"
Oh Knows! Yous messed up, the light is behind mes and it should bes behind Yous!

What is the one place your cat can sit in, but you can’t?  Your lap.

That's better! 
But yous is going to has to reads the book and figures out how to sets everything, 
so mes not grainy or washed out...

If TVs run on electricity and cars on gas, what do cats run on?  Their  paws.

And my profile closeup...what did yous does to my ears!!! 
How can mes hear yous tell mes jokes!!

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

Well, this one is a little blurry...but mes thinks yous captured mes pretty good!

Mommy, mes is so furry happy that yous gotted a new camera, 
and the jokes yous is telling me makes mes laugh!

Here is my Gift #35!

My Favorite! What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

PS. Yous can read the jokes, if yous holds your cursor over the pictures!

19 comments:

  1. Nellie I'm so glad that you have that new cam!!! to see your photosession is a double gift today... the last photo is just the BEST!!! or simply the best like tina turner said :o)

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  2. I is laffings wiv you, that's the bestest photos evers!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. I think you and your human did just fine, Nellie!

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  4. Nellie you look spectacular in your photos - I love all of them even if the lighting isn't right! It always makes me happy to see you so it's great your Mommy got a new camera. I love it when you giggle - I can almost hear the musical sound of your voice!

    Love and Hugs, Angel Sammy (and Teddy)

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    1. Musical is right! But Mommy says mes sounds like a cross between a hyena and rusty gate!
      Tee! Hee!
      Kisses Nellie

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  5. I LOVE this gift and thank you my Nellie Nellie. I loved seeing where you and me and Spitty and Flynn all flopped down and spread out on your nest there. I hope to have a pawty here too on day. XXXOOO

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  6. I so glad to see new pics of you, Nellie, even if you don't like some of them.

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  7. We had a comedy night at Scouts with some of those same jokes. Our favorite is that cats run on their paws. That quote is the best yet. And your "laughing" photo is priceless. Sending lots of love and kisses back to you, Nellie. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

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  8. Aww, Nellie. You are one gorgeous girl and we LOVE seeing you laugh! Bear's not satisfied with my photography either :)

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  9. Great photo shoot, Nellie! We love the one of you laughing!
    Love, Sundae

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  10. nellie....ewe bee gorgeouz in all yur fotoz...granee, bluree, in de lite, ore knot.... happee fry day two ewe & heerz two a uaru kinda week oh end; himz act shoo a lee a prette awesum fish; see ya twoozday ! ♥♥♥

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  11. Oh Nellie! You could never take a bad picture!!

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  12. Oh Nellie, you be so very purretty. We're glad you and your mommy are havin' fun. Big hugs

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

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  13. Those are all most wonderful beautiful Nellie!

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  14. We're happy you and Mommy have that new camera going, sweet Nellie! And we love that photo of you laughing. :)

    Hugs!

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  15. Hooray!!! Lots of new Nellie pictures!!

    Petcretary always tries to find something humorous, even in her work where there is much to be sad about...yet...there is also lots of giggle over and smiles make the day of each purrson there...and if they or the caregiver laughs, OMC! That is the best medicine too:)
    (By the way, we laugh at ourselves and together...not at them.)

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