Nellie on the Edge: Christmas is coming

Yesterday morning, Mommy packed Kozmo and Jo Jo into boxes and mes into my carrier and bringed an big box of foods and transported us to the new townhouse. As soon as wes got into the boxes, wes started to sings the songs of our people. Mommy kept asking us to please be quiet, she was trying to sees the road through the snow, but wes kept singing.
Kozmo was NOT amused! He tore his box apart from the inside! He is furry strong! And half wat to the new house, he stomped up to the front of the car and whapped Mommy! Mommy was NOT amused.
When wes arrived at the new place, instead of mes being taken to my queenly suite, Mommy dragged Kozmo out from under the seat and carried the squirming behemoth up 2 flights of stairs to his and Jo Jo's room for the day, the sub-presidential suite.
Mommy had gone over the night before and gotted the litter boxes set up for us and inflated the bed my human borther Alex sleeps on. When Mommy put Kozmo into the sub-presidential suite, the bed was deflated! Mommy was a little purrterbed but figured it might be because of the cold. And turned on the pump.
Kozmo said the noise of the pump scared him to bits! And there was NO WHERE to hide!
After the bed was pumped, which tooked elebenty billion years (less than 3 minutes) Mommy came back down the stairs and put my carrier on top of the box with Jo Jo in it and shelped us upstairs. Mes and Jo Jo continued to sing the warrior song of out people. Mommy was yelling HBO words at us.
Mes was unceremoniously dumped on the floor..still in my carrier, while Mommy tried to keeps Kozmo in the sub-presidential suite and bring the box with Jo Jo in it at the same time. After a hour long struggle with a box with a singing cat and a huge black panther who wanted to get out, Mommy finally gotted in and closed the door, leaving mes alone in the hallway.
She putted the box with Jo Jo on the bed and opened the lid and Jo Jo just sat there in the box! She was still singing so mes thinks she must has been trying to remembers the words and had her eyes closes.
Mommy came out of the sub-presidential suite and picked mes up. Wes then went into the Queen's suite. Where was my bed? My heating pad was laying on top of a folded duvet ON THE FLOOR!!!! Af first mes was a little miffed, but it really was a nice warm nest. Mes had my litter box, my water fountain and a open can of Fancy Feast. Mes looked at the can and asked Mommy where my china dishes was and she told mes to "suck it up princess, your dishes are on the counter at the apartment, I forgot them!" Mes was hungry, mes could tough it out for one day.
Things was furry quiet for 4 hours and then the door opened and a strange man started to brings stuff into My Queen Suite. It was MY bed (in pieces) and my bedroom stuff. The first time he came in, he came over and petted mes, told mes how beautiful mes was and told mes his name was Nick. Nick was furry nice.Each time he bringed something in he talked to mes and one time he gived mes some treats.
Last night, after sleeping all day, when Mommy came up, she started to tries to puts my bed together. After about a half hour of HBO words, Mommy laid the mattress on the floor and putted our sheets on it and crawled in. Mes was really purturbed. Mes wanted my bed the way it should be. Mes walked around her all night because mes thought the bed was too hard and the draft from the window was too cold and Jo Jo and Kozmo was restless too!
The only ones who was not restless was Mommy and Cinnamon, who kept telling us, "Settle Down".
Mes did NOT want to settle, mes wants my bed!
This morning Mommy went off to buys some insulated curtains and Coffee (the coffee maker is still at the apartment) and when she gotted back, mes reminded her that it was Caturday Art and mes did not want to miss AGAIN!